Cebbabton is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, blissful hamster.

Cebbabton created an atom five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cebbabton, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cebbabton, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cebbabton's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Cebbabton's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Never wear rings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

5. Do not kill hamsters.