Raklogflig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, unjust butterfly.

Raklogflig created an atom two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Raklogflig, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Raklogflig, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Raklogflig's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Raklogflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never run near swans.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always stare at clouds.