Yokflapcar is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, charitable whale.

Yokflapcar created the planet Venus five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokflapcar, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Yokflapcar, it will be very sad.

Yokflapcar's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Yokflapcar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always look after injured tortoises.

4. Erect nine lead sculptures of Yokflapcar on top of important buildings.

5. Do not chop down trees.
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