Fotwadhim is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, staggering guinea pig.

Fotwadhim created the Virgo Supercluster three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fotwadhim, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fotwadhim, she will turn you into a rock.

Fotwadhim's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Fotwadhim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill birds.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fotwadhim.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fotwadhim.