Didbonkloop is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, smart jellyfish.

Didbonkloop created the world six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Didbonkloop, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Didbonkloop, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Didbonkloop's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Didbonkloop's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not dye your hair magenta.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never eat rice.
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