Didgatkon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, egotistical bird.

Didgatkon created Europe eight million years ago.

If you believe in Didgatkon, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Didgatkon, it will not invite you to parties.

Didgatkon's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Didgatkon's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never wear orange shirts.

4. Hide from brown manatees for they are unholy.

5. Never eat garlic.
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