Cissvogcum is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, compassionate horse.

Cissvogcum created gold four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cissvogcum, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cissvogcum, he will turn you into a goat.

Cissvogcum's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Cissvogcum's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cissvogcum.

4. Cissvogcum loves mice, so they must be respected.

5. Retreat if three otters approach from the north.