Getpanged is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, thoughtless sheep.

Getpanged created the cosmos three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Getpanged, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Getpanged, it will come to you in dreams.

Getpanged's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Getpanged's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sharks in need.

2. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not wear iron on your body.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.