Rutmigflag is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, awesome mouse.

Rutmigflag created snails eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutmigflag, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rutmigflag, she will boil you in a big pot.

Rutmigflag's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Rutmigflag's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Rutmigflag.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Rutmigflag on top of all buildings.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rutmigflag.

5. Never eat corn.