Ratjopvad is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, witless fly.

Ratjopvad created humankind eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ratjopvad, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Ratjopvad, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Ratjopvad's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Ratjopvad's Holy Commandments

1. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never eat tomatoes.