Mitrotbell is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, strong crow.

Mitrotbell created a charm quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mitrotbell, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mitrotbell, he will make you grow a tail.

Mitrotbell's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Mitrotbell's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three cats approach from the west.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always obey Mitrotbell's priests.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never talk about gulls.