Rapmifflap is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, narcissistic owl.

Rapmifflap created dark energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapmifflap, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rapmifflap, he will turn you into a hamster.

Rapmifflap's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Rapmifflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Rapmifflap's name in vain.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always stare at clouds.