Fligparkpomtargidcemjatfub is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, loving hummingbird.

Fligparkpomtargidcemjatfub created dark matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fligparkpomtargidcemjatfub, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fligparkpomtargidcemjatfub, she will turn you into a dog.

Fligparkpomtargidcemjatfub's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Fligparkpomtargidcemjatfub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never paint your feet fawn.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.