Pibhap is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, bad-tempered mongoose.

Pibhap created the planet Jupiter two million years ago.

If you believe in Pibhap, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pibhap, he will turn you into a hamster.

Pibhap's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Pibhap's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven mice approach from the west.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pibhap.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Pibhap on top of all buildings.

4. Always help foxes.

5. Pray towards the east.