Bellsad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unthinking rhinoceros.

Bellsad created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bellsad, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bellsad, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bellsad's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Bellsad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not hurt sheep.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never write about galaxies.