Sidparkjen is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, passionate cow.

Sidparkjen created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sidparkjen, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sidparkjen, she will not invite you to parties.

Sidparkjen's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Sidparkjen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.