Botdissan is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, egotistical crab.

Botdissan created a quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botdissan, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Botdissan, she will cry a lot.

Botdissan's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Botdissan's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never mention horses.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always help manatees.