Wigshavkon is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, passionate owl.

Wigshavkon created the world nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigshavkon, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wigshavkon, he will turn you into a snail.

Wigshavkon's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Wigshavkon's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six ducks approach from the south.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wigshavkon.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Never bounce near badgers.