Nurdan is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, clever donkey.

Nurdan created a bottom quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurdan, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nurdan, it will turn you into a frog.

Nurdan's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Nurdan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Always help sick sheep.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.