Rullbogcad is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, dishonourable toad.

Rullbogcad created humanity seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullbogcad, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rullbogcad, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Rullbogcad's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Rullbogcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt birds.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Erect three iron sculptures of Rullbogcad on top of important buildings.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never think about moons.