Wappasfabyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, compassionate gorilla.

Wappasfabyatt created Africa two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wappasfabyatt, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wappasfabyatt, he will turn you into a slug.

Wappasfabyatt's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Wappasfabyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never eat limes.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not kill sharks.

5. Tapirs are not to be trusted.