Hadsandzag is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, capable cat.

Hadsandzag created the planet Mars four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadsandzag, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hadsandzag, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Hadsandzag's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Hadsandzag's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

2. Put Hadsandzag first in all things.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Hadsandzag loves frogs, so they must be respected.