Cudspagdub is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unselfish octopus.

Cudspagdub created Asia twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cudspagdub, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cudspagdub, she will torture you forever.

Cudspagdub's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Cudspagdub's Holy Commandments

1. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

2. You must never eat onions.

3. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.