Nakkapfet is a god.
She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, flying
bird.
Nakkapfet created a photon three million years ago.
If you believe in
Nakkapfet, she will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Nakkapfet, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Nakkapfet's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.
Nakkapfet's Holy Commandments1. Always stare at clouds.
2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nakkapfet.
5. Do not take Nakkapfet's name in vain.