Dubarnyak is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, overgenerous chinchilla.

Dubarnyak created water two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dubarnyak, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dubarnyak, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dubarnyak's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Dubarnyak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.