Talcip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, conceited jackal.

Talcip created tapeworms five million years ago.

If you believe in Talcip, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Talcip, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Talcip's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Talcip's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never mention doves.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never talk about nebulae.