Ingsog is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, cheerful turtle.

Ingsog created a strange quark four years ago.

If you believe in Ingsog, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ingsog, he will torture you forever.

Ingsog's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Ingsog's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Never eat turnips.

3. Retreat if seven snails approach from the west.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.