Disshoghon is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omniscient shrew.

Disshoghon created the Tadpole Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Disshoghon, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Disshoghon, he will turn you into a goat.

Disshoghon's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Disshoghon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Disshoghon.

4. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
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