Hasbit is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, benevolent unicorn.

Hasbit created an electron six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hasbit, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hasbit, she will destroy your home solar system.

Hasbit's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Hasbit's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Hasbit.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always wear turquoise.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never think about asteroids.