Capgupmeg is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, tiresome camel.

Capgupmeg created a top quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Capgupmeg, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Capgupmeg, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Capgupmeg's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Capgupmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Run away if eight capybaras approach from the north.