Watsawrull is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonest salamander.

Watsawrull created the planet Jupiter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Watsawrull, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Watsawrull, she will turn you into a dog.

Watsawrull's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Watsawrull's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always treat swans with great respect.

3. Run away if eight geese approach from the north.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not hurt otters.