Watsawrull is a god.
She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonest
salamander.
Watsawrull created the planet Jupiter six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Watsawrull, she will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Watsawrull, she will turn you into a dog.
Watsawrull's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.
Watsawrull's Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. Always treat swans with great respect.
3. Run away if eight geese approach from the north.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Do not hurt otters.