Bigmabget is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, narcissistic elephant.

Bigmabget created Asia three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigmabget, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bigmabget, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bigmabget's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Bigmabget's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

5. Hide from white snakes for they are unholy.