Dingidgut is a god.

She takes the form of a large, almighty camel.

Dingidgut created a quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Dingidgut, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dingidgut, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Dingidgut's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Dingidgut's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always obey Dingidgut's priests.

5. Do not shave your feet.