Matcimab Veglimyog is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, awe-inspiring bee.

Matcimab Veglimyog created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Matcimab Veglimyog, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Matcimab Veglimyog, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Matcimab Veglimyog's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Matcimab Veglimyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Do not take Matcimab Veglimyog's name in vain.

5. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.