Disslen Fobhamlad is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, stupid dugong.

Disslen Fobhamlad created the Andromeda Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Disslen Fobhamlad, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Disslen Fobhamlad, it will think nothing of it.

Disslen Fobhamlad's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Disslen Fobhamlad's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Sheep are not to be trusted.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. You must never eat pineapples.

5. Always help snakes in need.