Mutsasab is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, tiresome unicorn.

Mutsasab created light six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutsasab, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mutsasab, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Mutsasab's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Mutsasab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Do not wear indigo clothing.

3. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.