Daptigtarg is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, prudent goat.

Daptigtarg created silver seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Daptigtarg, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Daptigtarg, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Daptigtarg's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Daptigtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Geese are not to be trusted.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never talk about amino acids.