Rutleggod is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unthoughtful duck.

Rutleggod created the world nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rutleggod, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rutleggod, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Rutleggod's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Rutleggod's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry pigs.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.