Ontflyok is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, selfish walrus.

Ontflyok created a strange quark four years ago.

If you believe in Ontflyok, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ontflyok, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Ontflyok's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Ontflyok's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four tapirs approach from the west.

2. Ontflyok loves goats, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not eat peanuts.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not covet oxen.