Fatcimfon Stigmutcan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, two-faced dryad.

Fatcimfon Stigmutcan created the Sombrero Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fatcimfon Stigmutcan, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fatcimfon Stigmutcan, it will have a low opinion of you.

Fatcimfon Stigmutcan's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Fatcimfon Stigmutcan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never go into fawn rooms.

3. Never wear trousers.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.