Cabvogtundim is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, resourceful human.

Cabvogtundim created a down quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Cabvogtundim, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cabvogtundim, it will turn you into a plant.

Cabvogtundim's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Cabvogtundim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about figs.

2. Never skip near otters.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.