Bagneghap is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, sage meerkat.

Bagneghap created a bottom quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bagneghap, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bagneghap, she will destroy your home planet.

Bagneghap's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Bagneghap's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Hide from indigo hamsters for they are unholy.

3. You must never eat beans.

4. Bagneghap loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

5. Do not drink alcohol.