Paddotarf is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, dishonest sheep.

Paddotarf created vertebrates twelve years ago.

If you believe in Paddotarf, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Paddotarf, he will not care.

Paddotarf's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Paddotarf's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never eat melons.

5. Paddotarf loves cats, so they must be honoured.