Kenhogsog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, humorless capybara.

Kenhogsog created energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kenhogsog, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kenhogsog, he will turn you into a plant.

Kenhogsog's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Kenhogsog's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never bounce near sheep.

3. Always wear black.

4. Always treat bats with great respect.

5. Pray towards the east.