Fadtadstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, capable raccoon.

Fadtadstrag created matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadtadstrag, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fadtadstrag, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Fadtadstrag's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Fadtadstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

3. Feed all hungry seals.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always pray immersed in water.