Gidnilljarn is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, annoying goose.

Gidnilljarn created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gidnilljarn, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Gidnilljarn, she will laugh at you.

Gidnilljarn's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Gidnilljarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Run away from blue hamsters, for they are unholy.

3. Gidnilljarn loves dogs, so they must be respected.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Erect eight nickel sculptures of Gidnilljarn on top of important buildings.