Hadkiksit is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, flying giraffe.

Hadkiksit created carbon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadkiksit, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hadkiksit, it will be very unhappy.

Hadkiksit's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Hadkiksit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Never hurt birds.

5. Never run in the presence of seals.