Lagcudcenquaftikfarnhen is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awesome centaur.

Lagcudcenquaftikfarnhen created dark energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lagcudcenquaftikfarnhen, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Lagcudcenquaftikfarnhen, it will turn you into a snail.

Lagcudcenquaftikfarnhen's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Lagcudcenquaftikfarnhen's Holy Commandments

1. Put Lagcudcenquaftikfarnhen first in all things.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Run away if eight moths approach from the west.

4. Always help tapirs in need.

5. Fast once a month.