Dumfagappdinvedcatdapvig is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humorless owl.

Dumfagappdinvedcatdapvig created the Sombrero Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumfagappdinvedcatdapvig, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dumfagappdinvedcatdapvig, she will destroy your home solar system.

Dumfagappdinvedcatdapvig's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Dumfagappdinvedcatdapvig's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.