Hencetxin is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, conceited aardvark.

Hencetxin created a quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hencetxin, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hencetxin, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Hencetxin's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Hencetxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Do not cook food in pots.